Lose crappy expensive cell phone in a cab (phone stayed shut only with a rubber band or hair elastic and had only one week left on the contract, anyway) – 1
Secretary in the next cubicle promoted to Assistant Office Manager – 2
Older sister gets Mom’s charm bracelet – 5
Ex-boyfriend goes out with the redheaded waitress at Bar Sinister – 8
World Peace – 400+
Scale of Importance (All Values Measured in Shakes of a Fat Rat’s Ass)
at 6:15 PM
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