Things -- besides law and sausages -- people should not watch being made

1. Supermodels

2. Show tunes

3. Baby geese

4. Martyrs (While we're on the subject, what is it with certain people they can't live and let live? You'd think everybody ought to have their minds on the Roman occupation or the continual threat of drought and frog plagues. But do they mind their own business? Hell, no. The minute they don't agree with somebody, they've got to pants the guy.)

Grow up. Be the bigger fanatic.