Why? Why?

Why are there books and plays and movies about people who have been sucked into their computers?

Did this happen with every tool while it was new?

Are there archives somewhere of people trapped and racing against time to escape toasters and buggy whips?

Hotgust in Atlanta

"The Ring of Ultimate Power," a comedy short I made with Jay Stern and Alan McIntyre Smith, premieres at the Dragon*Con 2007 Film Festival on Labor Day Weekend.

It says here Dragon*Con is "America's largest annual convention for fans of Science Fiction, Fantasy and Horror, Comics and Art, Games and Computers, Animation, Science, Music, Television and Film."

This is your big chance to see our little movie on the big screen and enjoy the work of some very funny people:

Clyde Baldo ~ Will Carlough ~ Tom Carrozza
Mary Micari ~ Mickey Ryan ~ Victor Varnado ~ Jeff Ward

Thrill to Zach Abramson's mighty score!

Be in awe of Frank Spitznagel's compulsory Euro-y pop song over the end credits!

Jay will be there to chaperone "The Ring of Ultimate Power," so be sure to look for him.

Things -- besides law and sausages -- people should not watch being made

1. Supermodels

2. Show tunes

3. Baby geese

4. Martyrs (While we're on the subject, what is it with certain people they can't live and let live? You'd think everybody ought to have their minds on the Roman occupation or the continual threat of drought and frog plagues. But do they mind their own business? Hell, no. The minute they don't agree with somebody, they've got to pants the guy.)



Grow up. Be the bigger fanatic.

Psst. Hey, Buddy.

Can You Keep a Handshake?

Too Enlightened

Is this a scorpion or a pseudoscorpion?



At some point last week, I did a little meditation and cleared my mind completely of some things it turns out I need.